Sunday, May 4, 2014

Gaijin Chronicles Issue 7: A Frenchman in Kobe

This post is fairly complete. I don't have much to add, besides an anecdote from the future regarding the same restaurant. You can find it below the original text...

(Originally posted August 28, 2007)

I have never seen the movie An American in Paris.  It’s true.  I can hear the gasps from some of the readers, suggesting that what they really want to shout is, “Say it isn’t so!”  But it is.  I know it’s a classic and famous movie, which suggests it has a good storyline.  But in terms of sheer circumstance and coincidence, it ain’t got nothing on us! 

My birthday, by the time it arrived, did not much feel like my birthday.  My family had arranged a couple of “group birthday” shindigs, so we all had our share of birthday sugar-rushes before I left the states.   Sean was already in Japan during these celebrations, though, so this time around it was “just us.”  

Sean has a rather remarkable record (and that’s a nice case of alliteration, I must say!) for arranging truly spectacular birthdays.  It’s great at the same time that it’s annoying, because I can never really hope to match him.  Plus, now he’s set the bar for himself, too! 

He had to work during the day, so for the first time I took the train and subway into downtown by myself.  After forgetting to transfer when I should have, I ended up one stop down on the line.  Mentally, I’m running this conversation through my head:  “Should I get off?  Or should I stay on until a bigger station?  I know that a new train will come through soon, and it has to be a ‘local’, so it will stop where I need it to… but…” Meanwhile, I’m anxiously opening my fan partway and snapping it shut again in what has now developed into a nervous habit.  Anyway, I end up getting off.  The station was tiny, so there was really no English or even “romanji” (the term for writing Japanese in the western alphabet) to let me know where to go.  So, I employed a little bit of common sense, crossed to the opposite platform, and was filled with relief when approximately two minutes later a train pulled up to take me back to where I should have transferred in the first place.

Back at Tanigami station, there was a train waiting.  Tanigami receives three different train lines regularly on any given day.  What I wanted was one of the trains that would take me through the mountain to downtown.  There was one waiting, but it didn’t have any of the names on it I thought it should have, and it was green.  I thought I wanted brown.  It turns out that WAS the train that I was supposed to take, but because Sean was also traveling in the subway, he couldn’t reply to my email in time because he didn’t have cell reception.  So, I missed that train and had to wait twelve minutes for another.  To make a long story short, I eventually made it downtown intact, although still nervously snapping my fan back and forth.  Because of the detours, it wasn’t any surprise that Sean beat me, so he met me at the turnstiles on the way out of the station and led us on our way.

Although Kobe is one city, its geographical boundaries are huge.  For instance, we live in Hanayama Higashimachi, which means “Flower Mountain East”.  It’s considered sort of its own town, within its own “sub-county” or sub-district, but it’s all Kobe City—even if we literally do live on the other side of the mountain.  Thus, downtown is called Sannomiya.  Sean was taking me through Sannomiya to Kitano-cho, which is a neighborhood where many foreigners have settled, and thus it’s a mecca for western food.  There’s even a disco called “Diva Station” that says “80’s music!”, featuring Soul Train and a black couple with afros.  I think they need to check their decades.

Our trek ended at a quaint little Mediterranean style villa, complete with stonework and tile roof.  It looked like quite the atmospheric Italian Restaurant.  I was excited.  It was closed.  Permanently. 

So, with plan A down the tubes, we began to wander.  I was very thirsty, but in Japan this is never a problem, because there are vending machines every fifty feet.  They sell a variety of drinks, including hot coffee and cold beer, but hardly ever is there food on offer.  So, we got some water and continued our wanderings through the neighborhood.  Sean stopped to look at the menu display outside another charming stone building, this one fashioned after the Victorian style.  Being satisfied with the dinner menu, we went in.

Victorian indeed!  A very pleasant woman wearing a modest Victorian-esque costume led us to our table. Which was the size of a coffee table.  With two Victorian parlour chairs. The menu, elegantly bound with wood, was of dessert, tea, and coffee only.  A white waistcoated waiter who looked like he was about 16 (which probably means he was 28) served us hot towels to refresh ourselves and placed trivets and water in front of us.  Sean and I looked at each other.  This is Japan.  We couldn’t just walk out because we were wrong.  So, Sean had a $10.00 Vienna coffee (which he said was excellent.  I tasted it and he was right.) and I had a “Milk Tea Royale” for $8.00.  Also excellent.  Better be, for that price.  So, with our freshly cleaned hands, we sat in quiet Victorian elegance, complete with dark wood panels, classical music, velvet upholstery, and fine china.  And then we moved on.

Still needing something to eat (and by this time I’m getting just the teensy-tiniest bit grouchy), we went up the block, attracted like moths to the twinkling lights of a little restaurant on the corner.  It turned out to be “Bistrot Café de Paris”, and after reviewing their outdoor menu, we assured ourselves that they did indeed serve dinner and not just coffee.  We looked at each other and shrugged.  Might as well.

The café was cute, and to all appearances authentic.  A tall gaijin gentleman met us at the door.  He started out in Japanese, we answered in Japanese, he continued in English, and I thanked him in French.  To which, of course, he replied in his native French.  He was really quite charmant.  We took a table outside, which again seems nothing short of nuts in retrospect.  We had just consumed hot drinks, walked up a hill, and chosen to sit outside in the 90+ degree heat.  Yeah.  Obviously, when faced with an air-conditioned café or sweating our buns off and being eaten alive by mosquitoes, it’s a no-brainer.  Outside it is. 

The menu was in Japanese and French.  I told Sean that if he read the Japanese I would read the French, and between the two of us, we ought to know what we’d be getting.  The proprietor was French who spoke English and Japanese, and our waitress was Japanese who was learning English.  We muddled along fine.  What we ended up getting was the best meal I have had in a very, very long time. 

Our appetizer was thin, delicate, salty “jambon” (think prosciutto ham, only better) topping juicy bits of seasonal fruit. Our entrée was Couscous Royale.  Hot, nutty couscous with a hint of butter, accompanied by the best tomato-based stew in existence.  The vegetables were fresh, the spice and flavor was delicate and perfect, and the meat was tender in a melt-in-your mouth sort of way that the French claim only they can do.  Maybe they’re right.

The only speck of imperfection in the evening came when our drinks didn’t arrive.  We told the proprietor, and he rectified the situation, and when we turned down dessert, he brought one out for free anyway, while he chatted us up. 

Originally, because of my three words of French, he thought we were Canadian.  Astonishingly, once he found out we were American, he continued to like us anyway.  He lived in London for six years (thus his English), and has lived in Japan for seventeen (thus his Japanese).  Among all his other advice for us?  “Don’t stay heere for seventeene years.  No.  One, two, maybe five, zis is good.  Seventeene? No. Not good.”  All in all, as I have already said, he was quite charming.

And the dessert.  Who would have thought that Earle Gray Mousse would sound good?  It was superb!  Hints of jasmine and lavender, nutmeg and vanilla… light and rich at the same time… it was something I never would have picked.  It was perfect. 

The whole night, amidst all of its stumbling, circumstance, misunderstandings, and coincidences, was perfect.  Again.  As usual.  As always.  Damn.  Now I have to start planning for Sean’s birthday.


We’re planning to visit our French friend again on our anniversary.  Maybe we’ll wrangle another dessert.

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I don't think we ever did go back for our anniversary. However, we did take Taketani-Sensei, (who you will meet later) as sort of a thank-you dinner. The charming proprietor that I remembered from our previous visit seemed much changed. Same guy, but his charm was mysteriously missing.  Sean and I ordered the same cous cous dish (why mess with a good thing?), and took pity on Taketani when he ordered a Bordeaux wine. Applying the English rules of pronunciation, he pronounced it Bore-dohx, as would anyone unfamiliar with French. He also pronounced it "bistrot," just as it was spelled, and we spent a confusing 10 minute conversation with him trying to explain that French was full of words whose last consonant was silent… unless the NEXT word started with a vowel, in which case the silent consonant suddenly sprang to life. His eyes got wider and wider until he finally ran his hands frustratedly through his hair and said, "You know what? I'm just going to stick to English." 

C'est la vie. (the "t" is silent.)

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